by Alexandra Grunberg
"Greg, we need to talk."
"Oh jeez, listen Danny--"
"No! I am tired of listening to you. All your stories from tour, all the fascinating people you have met, how much you have grown and changed, your amazing transformation, blah, blah, blah."
"I am so fed up with this new you that you've brought back from freaking nowhere Pennsylvania--"
"And all your new friends who you feel the need to be around constantly. I don't think you've stayed in one night this week, you're always going out to party, getting your fix of whatever it is they've gotten you into."
"It's a little more complicated than that--"
"I'm sure it is. And I'm sure it has something to do with Mister Tall Dark and Handsome."
"Danny, if you just met William--"
"I'm sure I'd love him! I'm sure I'd love him just as much as you seem to love him!"
"It's not like that."