The Mirror Cracks
by Stephen S. Power
The mirror's seen a lot of bullshit in its time, but this beats all.
The princess Mewlin and some nameless bard stumble into her room, kick the door closed and fall on her bed. In minutes they're naked. He starts to roll on top of her, but she stops him with her hand.
"Wait," she says. "Am I really the fairest of them all?"
"Oh, come on!" the mirror says. "He's lying just to have you."