10 Things Newly Manifested Wizards Should Never Do
by Beth Cato
Congratulations! Your magic manifested itself. Maybe your teenage years won't suck quite so much, right? Wrong.
The good news is, you found my website. The bad news is, I'm not the top result on Google. If you're under imminent threat of death because of your experimental spellcasting (a cacodemon pursues you as you read this on your phone), call 911 or your nation's equivalent. Local police train to handle these things. If you're injured, doctors can glue your body together again--perhaps literally, if someone/something turned you into Humpty Dumpty. (This has happened. Do an online search for "Fresno High School Humpty Dumpty Tragedy.")
If you want to know how to survive as a wizard, you're in the right place. I'm here to tell you what not to do.