by Elliotte Rusty Harold
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Diagnosed with demonic possession? You may be eligible to participate in a study of cutting edge exorcism techniques. Qualified participants between 12 and 200 will receive room, board, magical care, and may be compensated for time and travel. (Not liable for pre-existing damnation.) Contact Fr. Wirrhenius at St. Stephen's Temple, Priestly Quarter.
John's Resurrection Services and Funeral Home. If we can't raise 'em, we'll bury 'em.
Business partner cheated you? City watchman won't stay bribed? Neighbor visited your wife while you were off questing? The Assassin's Guild can help. For contact, put white X in window at midnight.
Temple of Cybelle. Specializing in forgiveness of sins. Conveniently located between Wild Bill's Casino and Hala's House of Eros.
Henchmen needed for lookout work, casing, and light violence. Excellent toadying skills a must. Evil cackle a plus. Contact S. Villane, 13 Secret Hideout Road, Thieves Quarter.
Overwhelmed by debt? Want a new start? Sell yourself into slavery on our modern war galleys. First step to a fresh start! See Mr. Goldtooth at Pier 19.
Join the City Guard! Be part of the thin mailed line protecting the peace of Empire City. Training provided. Regular meals, clean barracks, funeral benefits, and fringe bribes. Ask for Officer Reilly at East Barracks.
Learn blacksmithing! Apprentice to a master smith at Wilf's Smithy. Learn to shoe a horse, hone a sword, and mend chain mail. Build your muscles while you learn a useful trade in a mere seven backbreaking years! Orphan preferred.
Virgins wanted for unicorn hunts and occasional sacrifice duty. Inquire at Temple of Vesta.
Governess needed to teach two small children of the widower Johnson. (Completely exonerated in wife's death.) Apply, the mansion next to the graveyard. Come alone.