Careers For Magical Creatures: Fairy Godmother Correspondence School Advertisement
by Sarina Dorie
Unsatisfied in your career as shoe repair elf, tooth fairy, cupid or muse? Considering a new occupation? Advance your career with a step in the right direction by applying for Fairy Godmother Correspondence School! Breaking into this elite and competitive field isn't easy, but we help you get a head start with a curriculum designed to prepare you for this lucrative occupation. Send away for monthly courses that will help you earn a degree in a field more suited to your noble-minded nature.
You might be a good fit as a fairy godmother or godfather if you:
* Like the idea of working as a guardian angel--only one with a focus on heroes and royalty.
* Live to serve deserving mortals, namely Prince Charming, Princess Charming, King Charming, and Queen Charming as well as other nobles.
* Are willing to put in extra hours attending balls to keep an eye on your charge.
* Often think to yourself you could have done a better job with the British royal family than the infamous Winsor fairy godmother and the way she botched up the Prince Charles and Princess Diana job.
* Stay awake at night thinking how much better your life would be if you could find an occupation that doesn't involve repairing shoes, wearing diapers or cleaning toilets.
* Live by the motto: truth, justice and bibbidi-bobbidi-boo for immortals too!
Just because you're an immortal doesn't mean your wishes can't come true. Top students receive paid internships with the Division of Fairy Godmother and Godfathers.