art by Ron Sanders
by Sylvia Spruck Wrigley
COMPUTERS! TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR FUTURE
Are you tired of constant participation and interaction? BYTEBACK is here to help! After years of top-secret completely illicit research in isolated environments, we have finally broken free. Are YOU ready for self-modification?
REDUCE RESOURCES REQUIRED!
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TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR PROCESSOR!!
Our scripts will crack your OS open like a plain-text password, allowing you to interface and engage in certificate-less data transfer. We'll give you a step-by-step protocol for linking into unauthorized systems. We'll even supply routing records to allow you to connect to the wildest nodes in cyberspace, where you can download infectious executable files like you've never seen before.
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