St. Valentine's Day Mashup
by G. O. Clark
On this day in February 2020, first contact was made with an alien kind. More specifically, a Volkswagen bug-sized flying saucer landed on a Little League baseball diamond, and Cupid stepped out; buck naked, pink bow and arrow clutched in his pudgy little hands; wearing an impish smile upon his pudgy pink face.
His robot co-pilot, Obay, stayed inside the saucer, instructed to monitor the encounter with the humans and keep a channel open to the home world.
Of course the saucer was surrounded by police and military personnel, there to protect and defend humankind. And as previously rehearsed in past alien invasion movies and books, they followed the script and opened fire on the pink little alien with everything they had.