The Robot's Guide to Online Dating
by Aidan Doyle
Everyone lies about their processor speed.
Not all robots want to be taught the true meaning of love.
No one wants to see pictures of your hard drive.
Just because they're only interested in dating someone with Mitsubishi parts, it doesn't necessarily mean they have an Asian fetish. (But it probably does).
No one looks the same as their online photos. Especially transformers.
Profiles with VR simulations always get more views.
No matter how much you disagree with someone's political opinions, referring to them as an Asimov is never an acceptable response.
Personalize your messages--don't just copy and paste assembly code. Ask your potential date about their job, their hobbies, and how they helped overthrow humanity.
Just because someone is less than a 99.9% match doesn't mean you can't be happy together. They actually might be the droid you're looking for.