by Arasibo Campeche
Unlike sex, you're probably going to enjoy the first part of this transmission more than the very end. I know you'll remember that when you find out what sex is. For now, I just meant to hook your attention. If you're opening your eyes, it means I have been killed. Company policy states that the exact nature of my death cannot be downloaded from my Circuito Mater. This is done to prevent biases in how future agents conduct their duty. You don't know it yet, but you won't want to die.
Not all experiences that agents go through can be downloaded before activation. Some elements of existence cannot be readily taught. Let's call these the Intangibles. Sex is straightforward and can be described easily. Suppose you meet up with a partner and only have twenty minutes-- I digress. My anyon relays are already failing; the first stages of deactivation are kicking in. Let's get back to the Intangibles.