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Classified Selections
by Phillip Gregg Chamberlain
Little Space With Lots To Offer
www.classifiedtwits.com
RECYCLED
U-Build-It Monster Kit. Some pieces missing.
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Doomsday Machine for sale. Used once.
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General Disaster Raygun. Needs power pack.
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Master disaster plan. Needs some revisions.
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Cerebral Cyber Interface adaptor. Software glitches.
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Duplicator machine for sale. Copy faults.
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Book of Knowledge. Some pages missing.
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For Sale. CHEAP! One Bottle Imp.
VEHICLES
UFO for sale. Cash offers only.
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Private submarine. Includes crew. D. Nemo.
TIME SHARES
Time machine for sale. Almost new.
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Temporal Transporter for purchase. Singularity scarring.
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Time machine now available. Some damage.
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Space/Time Transport Cubicle. Wonky stealth mode.
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For Sale/Trade. Time machine. Minor defect.
REAL ESTATE
Lakeshore property. Good fishing. Loch Ness.
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Transylvania heritage chateau. Minor bat infestation.
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Fixer-upper house in Transylvania. Fire damage.
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Tropical island for sale. Moreau Realty.
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Flatmate wanted. Apply Fortress of Solitude.
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Like bats? Underground dwelling unit available.
PERSONAL
DNA Dating. A clone at last.
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Need best friend. No questions asked.
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Socrates got brain. Rusty got heart?
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To Give Away. Monster-sized heart. Broken.
The End
This story was first published on Thursday, November 22nd, 2018
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