
A PSA for Time-Travelers
by Fabio Fernandes
Attention all time-travelers coming here/now!
We are transmitting on every frequency we can, using tachyons tightbeam technology.
Please take into account all space coordinates before traveling to our time. Make sure you calculate the rotation of Earth along its axis as well as its translation regarding the plane of the ecliptic.
Please do not try to travel again without making sure of where you are traveling to. Our space stations have been collecting your bodies for months now. Which has been hard on our crews. We can only imagine how horrible this must have been to those who arrived suddenly in space with no adequate protection. Unfortunately, as of today we still haven't saved a single one.
We cannot determine exactly from when you are traveling. Our time does not have knowledge of temporal dislocation, though we do know enough astrophysics to calculate your trajectory in the time-space continuum. We can provide you with the right coordinates as long as you furnish us with your time/space coordinates.